Monday, April 06, 2009
Advertising FAIL
The following is an actual transcript of an Apple iPhone commercial currently running:
Unfortunately, I just want to toss a football around, and I don't care how many calories are in my bacon cheeseburger, and my mental acuity is better than a Alzheimers patient... so at this point the AD WIZARDS have not really done a good job making the case for me to purchase an iPhone.
The following is an actual transcript of an Apple iPhone commercial currently running:
"What's great about the iphone, is that if you want to check snow conditions on the mountain, there's an app for that.So basically, the iPhone target market is people who can bail from their job to "shred" when there's good powder on mountain, then hit the lodge for some skinless chicken breasts for lunch, and then can't remember where the fuck they parked their Prius. Where is the app for the BLACK FUCKING TURTLENECK SALE with goatee trimming instructions and Gossip Girl updates!?!
If you want to check how many calories are in your lunch, there's an app for that.
And if you want to check exaactly where you parked the car, there's even an app for that."
Unfortunately, I just want to toss a football around, and I don't care how many calories are in my bacon cheeseburger, and my mental acuity is better than a Alzheimers patient... so at this point the AD WIZARDS have not really done a good job making the case for me to purchase an iPhone.
