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Wall Street narrowly avoids needing to replace a lot of employees.

Lets play, "which one of these isn't like the other?" Post your answer.

1) Tiger Woods
2) John Daly
3) Phil Mickelson
4) Retief Goosen

For those of you who did not get the memo, there is apparently a mandatory dress code in Manhattan. You must wear new, but vintage looking, t-shirts, and flip-flops. Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

I was walking in the subway yesterday and noticed a sign that said, "Attention passengers: Effective 7/23/05, police have the right to randomly search all backpacks and large bags."

Which is great, because I was just thinking how outdated the Bill of Rights is. Clearly the founders of the nation had not anticipated 'backpacks' when they proscribed government officials from committing unreasonable searches and seizures. I'm glad that some of our officials are enlightened enough to figure out that the founders really meant to say that unreasonable searches and seizures are prohibited until such time as we really, really need to search people.

These being the same officials who decided that 'the right of the people to keep and bear arms' really meant that people can keep arms, but not bear them, and only if they're not on a list of things that Diane Feinstein thinks look scary. Or the people who decided that the freedom of the press really meant that the press can be literally imprisoned if they don't reveal something the government wants to know.

Hey gun haters... you can't pick and choose what freedoms you like, or it will bite you in the ass when they search you backpack and throw your favorite reporters in jail.

This morning, after my coffee, I was sitting down and it occurred to me... Why am I always surprised? The Korean BBQ didn't look pretty on the way in, either.

There is a big difference between doing something easy and making something look easy. Unfortunately, it's sometimes hard to get compensated for that difference.

Must Love Degs? I hope it's better than the book.

What a fricken dick...

President Chirac, polite in a news release, wished "good luck and full success to the authorities and British people." But a few days ago, Mr. Chirac was reportedly overheard by a journalist saying of Britain, "You can't trust a nation with such bad cuisine." According to the report in the left-leaning French newspaper Liberation, he said British food was the worst in Europe, except for Finland, and added, "The only contribution they have made to agriculture is mad cow." A spokesman for Mr. Chirac couldn't be reached (WSJ 7/7/05).

I think you're forgetting their other contribution. That being, helping to make sure dinner in Paris isn't schnitzel and a Becks. Ass.

Today I read the news and find out that circumcision reduces the risk of getting AIDS by 70%, and that sunscreen is bad for you. Let's go to the beach and screw.

Sandy must've read my post from last week and decided to resign so she can loosen up. I was wondering about the hits from supremecourtus.gov in the site logs.