MyATMPinIs1234

As a resident of [large city], there are many, many extremely liberal people who have the poor judgment of calling me a friend. And because I'm a bastard, and enjoy seeing them go apoplectic, I'm basing my 2008 Presidential vote on which candidate will make my friends start yelling at me in the most animated fashion.

Does anyone know where I can get a John Ashcroft 2008 T-shirt?

The thing they neglected to mention when I was applying to engineering school, is that, years later, I would be working with all Indian guys, and I would have to wipe the foot prints off the toilet seat before sitting down to disburthen myself of an unwieldy load.