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I knew it was too good to be true. Delta is apparently closing down the Song unit and folding it back into the main airline. Which by that I assume they mean making it as shitty as Delta. Now my theoretical vacations that I haven't been taking because I'm too busy just got a lot more expensive.

I was recently reading an interesting case about movie sequels. It got me to thinking, why are most movie sequels such crap? Why can't they make a good movie sequel? How hard could it be? Hell, I'll even throw out an idea...

Single Black Female

"Oh no that bitch did not get the same weave as me."

The movie pretty much writes itself.

I can say I'm a huge fan of Harriet Miers, mostly because she's anti-abortion, and I'd like to retain my right to accidentally impregnate women I don't want to marry, but this uproar is a little ridiculous.

The main charge against her seems to be that she has no judicial experience and has not developed a strong understanding of Constitutional law. But come on, dudes! How many of the politicians, journalists, bloggers, news anchors think they themselves would do a pretty good job at making those decisions? Probably most of them. It's not fucking rocket science!

My fricken shoe-shine boy thinks SCOTUS made a bad decision in Kelo vs. New London, but all of the sudden Miers, who has a pretty solid resume as a lawyer, is not qualified to make those decisions? I'd like to make a deal with everyone who thinks Miers lacks the gravitas to be on the Supreme Court. You keep saying that, but afterwards you are never again allowed to criticize the decisions of these nine super geniuses.

I wish Dakota Fanning was 15 years older, and a male, so I could punch her in the face for being so annoying. I'd also settle for 7 years older, still female, and very drunk.

What the frick was that Refco CEO thinking? In this day and age... As Bugs Bunny would say, what a maroon!

In today's episode of studies that confirm what we already knew...

"Indeed, a recent study by J. Douglas Bremner, an Emory University psychiatrist, tested a group of former depression patients by giving them a drink that blocked the brain's ability to absorb serotonin, the neurotransmitter that lets us feel happy. The women cried and talked about their pain; the men typically didn't want to talk and said they felt fine. Instead, they wanted to get away to a nearby bar."

You know how people always stop you on the street and ask you the craziest questions? Things you have no idea the answer to. Like tourists asking you directions to obscure attractions like the Guggenheim. I had a bunch of tourists stop me last night at 1AM with a question that was right in my wheelhouse.

Them: "Do you have any idea where the White Castle Hamburgers is?"
Me: "37th and 8th. Next question."

Have you guys seen Napoleon Dynamite? I like Kip's girlfriend, LaFawnduh Lucas. The writers of this movie displayed expert comedic skills by changing the actress's real name, Shondrella Avery, to something funny.