Tuesday, January 06, 2009
In today's WSJ, we learn about a Pakistani journalist who escaped from a kidnapping.
"As negotiations dragged on for weeks, his guards relaxed. They gave Mr. Afridi scissors to trim his moustache. Eventually, he used the scissors to pick the lock that chained him to his bed."This Magnum PI Macguyver mother fucker used a MOUSTACHE Trimmer to escape! I hereby induct him into the MyATMPinis1234 Moustache Hall of Fame.