Thursday, March 13, 2008
You know what they say about the difference between theory and practice? There is no difference, in theory.
This needs to be kept in mind next time you decide to purchase the services of a prostitute. In theory, it's a great idea. For a reasonable amount of money you get to have sex with a woman more attractive than anyone you could land a date with, and then she leaves you alone in peace and doesn't stick around nagging you to go apple picking.
In practice, however, you pay a lot of money to have sex with a moderately attractive, formerly homeless, Jersey Shore piece of trash, who before she got to your hotel probably just got finished being railed without a condom by a disgusting sleezeball like Elliot Spitzer.
This needs to be kept in mind next time you decide to purchase the services of a prostitute. In theory, it's a great idea. For a reasonable amount of money you get to have sex with a woman more attractive than anyone you could land a date with, and then she leaves you alone in peace and doesn't stick around nagging you to go apple picking.
In practice, however, you pay a lot of money to have sex with a moderately attractive, formerly homeless, Jersey Shore piece of trash, who before she got to your hotel probably just got finished being railed without a condom by a disgusting sleezeball like Elliot Spitzer.
