Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, hates poor people, old people, and America. The man takes an annual salary of $1, which conveniently allows him to skirt the 7.65% FICA tax that everyone else has to pay. When counting the employer contribution, he is stealing at least $15,000 from your grandparents. Is that the kind of person from whom you should be buying your cellphone or MP3 player? I think not.
In case you're worried about Mr. Jobs' ability to travel around the country on that low salary -- don't be. Apple reimbursed him $776,000 last year for operating his private plane. Remember that next time that shitbag talks about global warming.
In case you're worried about Mr. Jobs' ability to travel around the country on that low salary -- don't be. Apple reimbursed him $776,000 last year for operating his private plane. Remember that next time that shitbag talks about global warming.
