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Friday, February 01, 2008

Democrats say,
"Do anything you want with your penis, but we will tell you what to do with your wallet."
Republicans say,
"Do anything you want with your wallet, but we will tell you what you can do with your penis."
I want someone who says,
"I will keep you safe from crazy bombers from Oklahoma City and/or Saudi Arabia, while you do whatever you want with your penis and wallet."
Or at least someone who has the honesty to say,
"You are a moron, I will tell you what you can do with your penis and wallet for your own good."

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