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Thursday, July 07, 2005

What a fricken dick...
President Chirac, polite in a news release, wished "good luck and full success to the authorities and British people." But a few days ago, Mr. Chirac was reportedly overheard by a journalist saying of Britain, "You can't trust a nation with such bad cuisine." According to the report in the left-leaning French newspaper Liberation, he said British food was the worst in Europe, except for Finland, and added, "The only contribution they have made to agriculture is mad cow." A spokesman for Mr. Chirac couldn't be reached (WSJ 7/7/05).
I think you're forgetting their other contribution. That being, helping to make sure dinner in Paris isn't schnitzel and a Becks. Ass.

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