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Thursday, June 23, 2005

That would suck to be one of those people who eats when they're nervous, and also be bulimic, and also be really nervous.

And since you're here.

Women love men with nice thick hair. They'll stroke it and run their fingers through it. A couple times a year, on special occasions, they'll even put certain hairs in their mouths. So why is it that as soon as the hair detaches from your body and sticks to a piece of soap, it's suddenly a level 4 biohazard, requiring a disposal protocol usually reserved for ebola?

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