Monday, May 02, 2005
Things I learned this weekend:
1) Northwest Airlines can't make money if they bump me twice in 2 hours and give me $600 on a frequent flyer miles flight.
2) Memphis is a great city for people who can't handle New Orleans. Or those who really like pork.
3) When a bible thumper comes up to you and asks if you know where you're going when you die, the answer they don't expect to hear is "I'm sure Allah will take care of me."
4) You are not allowed to bring your beer into the Martin L. King Jr. museum.
5) In the south, it is highly encouraged to wear clothing emblazoned with the name of a college.
1) Northwest Airlines can't make money if they bump me twice in 2 hours and give me $600 on a frequent flyer miles flight.
2) Memphis is a great city for people who can't handle New Orleans. Or those who really like pork.
3) When a bible thumper comes up to you and asks if you know where you're going when you die, the answer they don't expect to hear is "I'm sure Allah will take care of me."
4) You are not allowed to bring your beer into the Martin L. King Jr. museum.
5) In the south, it is highly encouraged to wear clothing emblazoned with the name of a college.
