Monday, December 13, 2004
You might've heard about a hawk that was recently "evicted" from a NYC apartment building. The eviction has caused quite an uproar, with hundreds of protesters causing quite a ruckus outside of the swank building. The building residents have to endure a barrage of threats, insults, and general unpleasantness to even get inside the building.
I know this because I had lunch at this building yesterday, where a relative of mine lives.
This person is your typical limousine liberal. I can't think of a liberal cause that she has not supported or expressed some admiration for in the past. Well it came back and bit her in the ass. These protesters were the greatest when they were focused on helping out your buddy John Kerry (and shutting down access to my apt, which was near the RNC), but now that they've headed on up, to the eastside, to a deluxe apartment in the sky, it's not quite a great, huh?
But the best part, is not the inconvenience, but the moral crisis these people are experiencing. Your typical conservative tycoon would consider this mess an annoyance, but these liberals are actually wounded that other people would protest them. After all of the black-tie charity dinners they've hosted to support orphans, this is the thanks they get. Many of the people are near emotional breakdown, not because of some protests, but because they can't admit to themselves that they just got hoisted by their own petard.
And can you believe this horseshit?
Ok, I have an idea. We can get the UN Security Council to authorize the relocation of the hawk nest. Then it will be legal under "international law" and no one will have any reasons to protest and we can all get back to planning cocktail parties.
I know this because I had lunch at this building yesterday, where a relative of mine lives.
This person is your typical limousine liberal. I can't think of a liberal cause that she has not supported or expressed some admiration for in the past. Well it came back and bit her in the ass. These protesters were the greatest when they were focused on helping out your buddy John Kerry (and shutting down access to my apt, which was near the RNC), but now that they've headed on up, to the eastside, to a deluxe apartment in the sky, it's not quite a great, huh?
But the best part, is not the inconvenience, but the moral crisis these people are experiencing. Your typical conservative tycoon would consider this mess an annoyance, but these liberals are actually wounded that other people would protest them. After all of the black-tie charity dinners they've hosted to support orphans, this is the thanks they get. Many of the people are near emotional breakdown, not because of some protests, but because they can't admit to themselves that they just got hoisted by their own petard.
And can you believe this horseshit?
The nest removal has ruffled the feathers of one of the building's other famous residents, actress Mary Tyler Moore."Apparently, every other person in the building wanted the hawk gone," Moore said. "It just outrages me."Oh sure, no one told poor Mary Tyler Moore about the coop's plans. I'm sure she had nothing to do with the decision. I guess she loved the bird watchers in the park looking into her apartment with telescopes and dealing with the results of the hawk's hunting expeditions. Wasn't MTM one of those people that's moving to France now that Bush got re-elected? I guess she's still planning the relocation. These things take time.
Ok, I have an idea. We can get the UN Security Council to authorize the relocation of the hawk nest. Then it will be legal under "international law" and no one will have any reasons to protest and we can all get back to planning cocktail parties.
