MyATMPinIs1234

In order to boost my readership, I've decided to turn this into a Lad Blog. Tune in for fresh installments on:

• How to get great abs! (AKA lose [math.rand(20)] lbs in [math.rand(12)] weeks.)
  
• Our reporter's underground story from [Thailand|Tijuana|Prague].
• Sex secrets from [mystical eastern religion && not(Cao Dai)].
• if (month=='may') "Car Issue!" else "Gadget Reviews!"
• Scandalous pics of heretofore staid actress!

And make sure to stop by to check out our Japanese intern Hiro, as we send him on zany assignments that are only funny because of gross language and cultural barriers.