Tuesday, December 07, 2004
If you're a 90 year old blue-hair trying to get from your Cadillac Deville into Publix in the rain, by all means, feel free to use some gigantour umbrella.
But if you're walking around in Manhattan, please get a normal sized umbrella. This is because you take up the entire sidewalk and you are short so no one can get around you without walking into the ubiquitous, pot-hole puddles in the street. Next time I see someone walking around streets that were designed by 17th century Dutch midgets with a golf umbrella (no the midgets did not have golf umbrellas, I just don't write good), I'm going to walk right through you.
But if you're walking around in Manhattan, please get a normal sized umbrella. This is because you take up the entire sidewalk and you are short so no one can get around you without walking into the ubiquitous, pot-hole puddles in the street. Next time I see someone walking around streets that were designed by 17th century Dutch midgets with a golf umbrella (no the midgets did not have golf umbrellas, I just don't write good), I'm going to walk right through you.
