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Today I washed my hair with this:

Water, Ammonium Laureth Sulfate, Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, Dimethicone, Sodium Chloride, Glycol Distearate, Cetyl Alcohol, Cocamide MEA, Fragrance, Polyquaternium-10, Sodium Citrate, Hydrogenated Polydecene, Sodium Benzoate, Trimethylolpropane Tricaprylate/Tricaprate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Niacinamide, Citric Acid, Ammonium Xylene-Sulfonate, Ext D&C Violet 2, FD&C Blue 1, Benzyl Alcohol, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinone

So this leads me to wonder, how does your typical gay hairdresser in Manhattan invent a shampoo so advanced, women are willing to pay half their paycheck for a small vial of the stuff, while other companies have a thousand PhD chemists toiling away in Cincinnati and the best they can come up with is Pert Plus?