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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Unsatisfied with both major candidates for President, I was thinking of not voting this year, until Puff Daddy enlightened me on the negative ramifications of such a course of action.

Puff Daddy has as much business involving himself in politics as George Bush has producing a rap album. I'd like to thank John [the road to hell is paved with] McCain along with his buddy Russ Feingold for saddling us with this garbage, now that political cash can't be spent by [accountable] candidates and parties, but by ads placed on swift boats (nascar style), those who helped us moveon from the Clinton pants party debacle, and Hungarians who dislike the Bank of England. I'm sure this is what Jimbo and Dolly Madison had in mind when they wrote that "Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech except for things that future Senator John McCain finds disagreeable."

Vote or Die. At least Puff Daddy is teaching kids about logical fallacies, including some of my favorites -- false dilemma, and when promoted by celebrities, appeal to authority.

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