MyATMPinIs1234

Why did Dubya sign up for the Texas Air National Guard instead of going to 'Nam? The answer, in my mind, is clear. He wanted to be an Officer of TANG. What college frat boy wouldn't do the same thing? Mmmm...Tang.....

Tang. Tang. Tang. TANG. tANG. tANg. TANG!!!!!!!

Ok, I'll stop now.

TANG.