Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Interesting money making scheme:
1) Raise child without training or common sense
2) Send him to college
3) Child drinks too much and drowns
4) Sue school
5) Profit!
You might be wondering what the college has to do with anything. Well they apparently had the nerve to try and combat drunk driving by providing a 'safe-rider' shuttle program. It's getting hard to keep up. This whole time I thought driving drunk was the bad thing, not trying to prevent people from driving drunk. I haven't seen the 2005 model year cars yet, but I assume they will have beer coolers installed to accommodate these changes.
1) Raise child without training or common sense
2) Send him to college
3) Child drinks too much and drowns
4) Sue school
5) Profit!
You might be wondering what the college has to do with anything. Well they apparently had the nerve to try and combat drunk driving by providing a 'safe-rider' shuttle program. It's getting hard to keep up. This whole time I thought driving drunk was the bad thing, not trying to prevent people from driving drunk. I haven't seen the 2005 model year cars yet, but I assume they will have beer coolers installed to accommodate these changes.
