Friday, May 14, 2004
If you are an American Jew with an Israeli stamp in your passport, do not go wandering around in an Arab country or you will be killed. It is really that simple. What happened to Daniel Pearl was a tragedy. Did Nick Berg not know about what happened to Pearl? Berg threw himself in a shark tank and now everyone is pissed off that he got eaten. Yes, I know the implication of this statement is that the Arabs are completely insane. Obviously not all of them are, but probably not all of the sharks were hungry either. The next time a Jewish kid gets killed in an Arab country he should be automatically granted the Darwin Award. If you are a not very smart Jewish kid they will give you a job at a Jewish charity. It is well known that the whole point of those charities is to provide work for Jewish housewives and other unemployable Jews. That is why they call it Jewfare.
Don't even get me started on the Abu Ghraib prison. Does anyone believe that there is one prison in the world where things are better for the prisoners? Where would you rather be: A Mexican prison, a Turkish prison, a Russian prison, Riker's Island, or Abu Ghraib? I think having some people yell at you and have some chick MP see you naked is a lot better than being gang raped by the worst people they could round up from the Bronx.
Everyone needs to stop apologizing immediately.
Also, nuclear weapons are like wedding dresses. They cost a ridiculous amount to get, we only got to use them once, and now we just keep them around for show because everyone knows we're not going to use them again unless our current situation gets fscked.
Don't even get me started on the Abu Ghraib prison. Does anyone believe that there is one prison in the world where things are better for the prisoners? Where would you rather be: A Mexican prison, a Turkish prison, a Russian prison, Riker's Island, or Abu Ghraib? I think having some people yell at you and have some chick MP see you naked is a lot better than being gang raped by the worst people they could round up from the Bronx.
Everyone needs to stop apologizing immediately.
Also, nuclear weapons are like wedding dresses. They cost a ridiculous amount to get, we only got to use them once, and now we just keep them around for show because everyone knows we're not going to use them again unless our current situation gets fscked.
