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Thursday, May 20, 2004

I recently learned that the Islamic Prophet Mohammed was an illiterate trader who relied on scribes to jot down the words he heard from God. We all know that Jesus was a carpenter, and from the paintings I've seen, looked like he weighed about 98 pounds and learned his dietary tactics in the bathrooms of the Barnard College dining hall. I can only imagine that Moses was not a stand-out on the University of Cairo basketball team as a youth.

If I was God and had to create or choose a son, prophet, or representative, I'd find a guy that looked like 'The Rock', was as smart as Steven Hawking, and had the hand-eye coordination of Lee Harvey Oswald.

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