Friday, March 19, 2004
New Plan to Stop Terrorist Bombings
Our security is important. So is our freedom. The Patriot Act has come under heavy criticism due to one of the provisions that allows federal agents, with the approval of a special court, to investigate things. This is obviously grossly unconstitutional, but fortunately I have a plan that will completely eliminate the supply of parts to make bombs and other weapons so our government can go back to not investigating things.
My plan is to immediately close all Radio Shacks.
Our security is important. So is our freedom. The Patriot Act has come under heavy criticism due to one of the provisions that allows federal agents, with the approval of a special court, to investigate things. This is obviously grossly unconstitutional, but fortunately I have a plan that will completely eliminate the supply of parts to make bombs and other weapons so our government can go back to not investigating things.
My plan is to immediately close all Radio Shacks.
