Thursday, March 04, 2004
If there are any lawyers reading this, please contact me. I'd like to sue Crunch Fitness for violating my civil rights. It's been brought to my attention that the 2nd Amendment states that I have a right to 'bear arms.' After working out at Crunch for several years, I still only have 'skinny, Jew arms.' And don't start telling me that you have to be in a militia to have bear arms. We all know that's not what the 2nd Amendment says.
