Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Regarding the Palestinian-Israeli Conflict
The politicians and bureaucrats have done a terrible job solving this sucker. I say it's time that the clowns in Foggy Bottom step aside and let some engineers take a stab at the problem.
After a thorough analysis of all possible solutions, it is my conclusion that the most effective, and least costly way to end suicide bombings is to make all Palestinians wear those bodysuits that the Olympic speedskaters sport.
In addition, I'm pretty sure it would be an easy sell. The Israelis get no more suicide bombings, and the Palestinians get improved wicking of perspiration.
The politicians and bureaucrats have done a terrible job solving this sucker. I say it's time that the clowns in Foggy Bottom step aside and let some engineers take a stab at the problem.
After a thorough analysis of all possible solutions, it is my conclusion that the most effective, and least costly way to end suicide bombings is to make all Palestinians wear those bodysuits that the Olympic speedskaters sport.
In addition, I'm pretty sure it would be an easy sell. The Israelis get no more suicide bombings, and the Palestinians get improved wicking of perspiration.
